yeah, so i totally hit a giant dog today...i was driving lynette home...when all of a sudden....WHAM! totally macked a german shepard head on. he flew up way into the air and crash landed into the car through my roof right into the back seat of the car....then he came to and kicked me out of the car and drove off with lynette...i just woke up in a ditch naked a half an hour ago and wandered home....shit
...so i got back from my camping trip with lynette and her family yesterday...i had a awesome time..but i'm still glad to be home....sleeping in my own bed was very nice. we did a lot of boating which was fun. and we did a lot of listen to her brother and sister bicker back and forth which got annoying...but then we also got to listen to her dad yell at them for it which was really funny. we went to cedar point and i was fucking pissed off that the top thrill dragster decided to be down that day...but we still had a great time. we went to put-in-bay on friday and had a good time there...got some great photo oppertunities while there....then saturday we went tubing on the lake...which was fun but totally kicked my ass...i'm still sore. and then when we got back to ontario lynette and i saw kill bill vol. 2 for 75 fucking cents! and a dollar theater...and now i'm home...but i had a hell of a wonderful time and i'm looking forward to many more just like it :)
...turn you from frankenstein to frankenFINE! another wonderful night, if i may say so myself....i can't wait till july 5th!...and you're not invited, suckers!
this is for that special someone out there....you know who you are. .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................CORN CHIPS, NAIL TIPS!
bitter sweet day today. ordinary day at school. then had another loss on the tennis courts. i also came to the conlusion that our coaches suck. i like them both personally, but they haven't taught us shit. they haven't prepared me in any way shape or form for the type of shit i would have to handle on the court. people are droppin' 'em in and lobbin' 'em around and i don't know what the fuck to do with it. i've learned more in the past few days from the guys' kicking our asses than i have from burt and conniff in the past two seasons. i wish i could just have one week of tennis practice with audra, then i'd actually have an idea of how to play tennis.
but on a much funnier note...while waiting for pheanis to lose, the rest of us were messing around. jim made some comment or another about dale never getting any pussy and dale pushes jim into the fence. then heath, our "enforcer", goes to punch him in the arm...instead, he clocks the kid right in the jaw. there was a nice little 'pop' and i thought his jaw was broken. funny shit. shit, i hate tennis.
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